So how do I pee standing up?
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Thursday January 17th, 2008 @ 12:39 PM
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I’m looking to get a PA at a large initial gauge (probably a 2), and I’m curious if there are any tried-and-true techniques for peeing standing up with a large hole, or if it’s just a trial by fire thing.
I definitely want the piercing, don’t get me wrong, but if I were able to have it while retaining the ability to stand, that would be nice.
Thanks!
Just lean into the urinal a bit further, or twist your penis in your hand so the bottom/frenum/jewellery side is on top - I have it on good authority that this doesn’t hurt, although it certainly seems like it would be painful to me, a female, ha ha! If the jewellery is on top, there’s nothing for the urine to “run down” from the urethra, which is what causes the splattering. Wearing jewellery like a curved/banana barbell rather than a ring or circular barbell can help with that, too.
And on behalf of everyone else who uses the toilet after you, if you make a mess anyway, please clean it up. 
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8 Responses to “So how do I pee standing up?”
I’m wearing a 2g circular bar in my PA and from what i have experienced there is no foolproof method. The twisting technique lori described above does curb spillage considerably but there is still some margin of error. If you happen to have a foreskin that can also be used to “aim” with some success.
My technique (being a true australian) is just to go outside whenever it is socially acceptable or just use urinals. The times these two options aren’t available (ie at a friends house) I usually just suck it up and sit down to pee.
Although it feel like you are losing masculinity to sit down to pee, you get extra man points for having a 6mm chunk of metal through your genitals hahaha.
sam on January 17th, 2008 at 2:04 pmMaybe a banana bar with the front bead removed before you pee. Then press the bottom bead with one finger, sealing off the hole. That’s how I did it with my pa and I still press the bottom bead for my apa.
Dorian on January 17th, 2008 at 3:00 pmI have a 2 ga. PA. I wear a rather heavy titanium horseshoe in it and I don’t find that much difficulty with urinals. Leaning in most certainly helps. What has worked so far is A. Gently pulling on the ring or jewelery so it goes foreward slightly. That will cinch the hole closed. Doesn’t sound like it will work but it works. For me at least. B. Turning your dick eithe clockwise or counter clockwise and aiming the head so that both streams will hit the walls of the urinal. I hate to break it to you but, PA’s cause you to pee against the wall of the urinal, so you may gets some fine mist spray on your pants. It happens, and good luck man. Goodlcuk with the procedure to.
Mikey on January 18th, 2008 at 12:42 amWhen I had an apadravya and an ampallang at the same time, I often found that it was just a game of chance in regards to direction. I just sat down, or leant in if I was at a urinal.
Now that I’ve gone back to just the apa (and had it stretched up, too), I find that it’s a very consistent direction again.
A little off-topic, but hopefully still helpful to someone
Campbell on January 18th, 2008 at 10:29 pmI wear a 4ga 7/8″ (5mm x 22mm) curved bar in my PA and personally I’ve never had any mist/spray/splatter from rotating my penis so my jewelry faces upwards, to reduce the urination problem. However I will say urine DOES stay around the urethra opening and a bit on the jewelry so after the required shaking it like a Polaroid picture, I occasionally grab a bit of toilet paper to wipe dry any excess urine.
I think the harder parts with urination is the CBR/BCR or Circular Barbell because there’s more jewelry for urine to gather on…But I’m just biased because I simply prefer the curved bar to any of the other jewelry I’ve worn over the years.
Warren Hiller on January 23rd, 2008 at 11:02 pmI wear a 0ga circular barbell and the ‘twist’ method Lori describes does work pretty well, though it takes a little trial and error depending on the distance you can stand near the urinal itself, how strong the stream of urine coming out is and how coordinated one is. I also wear a banana barbell as well occasionally and that does seem to help because it tends to concentrate the flow of urine to a single point(the end of the bead on the side that exits the urethra)rather than a mostly continuous ring interrupted by a bead. (google the term ‘Coandă Effect’ to understand the physics of why the problem happens in the first place.)
Also its good to get into the habit of wiping off the jewelry after urinating anyway as the body gets rid of a lot of minerals this way which may build up on the jewelry over time to say nothing of sebum.
And there is nothing wrong(or less masculine) with sitting down to pee. It works fine for me the rest of the time and when the occasional need to urinate at a wall urinal arises a little patience is all I need to make sure the pee stays in the toilet and not on me!
starspring on January 24th, 2008 at 7:57 pmAnother note.. Ive stretched up to 6mm and ive found that every time ive gotten new jewellery its been so tight there hasnt been an issue. However PAs loosen up quite easily, so now, i could easily fit an 8mm, and i sit.
fearandloathing on January 25th, 2008 at 8:13 amUse the sink at home, easer to clean and uses less water. Your wife will appreciate your setting. Less cleaning needed too. If you spray your britches make it appear you splashed water when washing hands.
Brad on August 12th, 2008 at 4:13 amLeave a Comment